I'm On a BOAT!

so.. as we are about to leave, Kemp, the special kid in our class (by special, i mean he is a genius minus the fact that he just… has no common sense nor does he know how to not over think..) anyways he goes

“I’m throwing this soda away, i cant open it”

So.. someone else in the room grabs it away from him and a simple twist and voila!

idiot…. lol

WHAT!! woo. Go Patriots.

ok so i just got outa doppler radar, yeah doppler as in the things weather forecasters use. so we had a day to study everything for a 9 question test. biiiiiig break from tests being 50 questions and tests being 9… so the stakes high. i say… game on son. lol

anywho, im taking this test and the first question i get, “what are some advantages a doppler radar has over a pulse doppler radar”. and im just like.. wtf.. next question… and that one was “how can you make a doppler radar more read target range?” again, NEXT! so now i have 7 questions i HAVE to get right. and i HAVE to pass with a 75% or else i fail.. yeah.. so im scared now. i finish my test an hour in after like 10 people already scored like.. eons ago. so i ask my instructor to score…. *drumrolls* a 66.

FUCK my life. im just staring at that 66 like WTF!!!!! and he tells me to study and take a retake after chow (dinner) so… im talking with my other buddy and he failed too, he has the same score. so.. we are talking to some guys who have already taken the test and they are like “oh yeah, there was this question that everyone got wrong because… THERE ARE NO RIGHT ANSWERS!. yeah its fucked up man..” WHAT!! me and my friend looked at each other like.. holy shit. we can pass this! cause thats an automatic correct if we had that bad test question.

so we march back to school, or as the cadance goes “mama mama cant you see! what ETA has done to me. they make me march across the street, just to grab a bite to eat” yeah they really do.. its retarded.. we waste 15 minutes to get into ranks and begin teh march… when it LITERALLY takes 2 minutes to just walk down the ramp and just get into the cafe… anywho we tell our instructor about the bad test question and he is like “oh ok, you guys pass.” and then he says who else failed? as 2 hands rose up, he goes “did you guys have this question?” and before they even said yes OR no, he goes “you guys pass too then” because our instructor is cool like that lol yeeeah.. avoided a FAIL! lol

so now.. during radar display and its lab, the lab instructors are retarded. i respect their ranks but you guys baby us too much.. just as much if not worse that high school… yeah thats the navy forr ya. so during lab, as he is pronouncing all of our names, he says a few and asks them if thats the pronunciation, and of course they correct him. he calls out my name, “Doo” i go up expecting the same question. NOPE he hands me my papers and thats it. Really guy? really? thats fucked up. so w.e i let him call me Doo, its cool, so do the other instructors lol

we were in lab for.. 3 days and we tested out on the 3rd. i.. kinda messed up somewhere along this super easy lab.. dont know how… yeah bad reading or something.. the navy should teach english class or something cause you know, normal fucken people call the bathroom.. a fucken BATHROOM! not no head or anything. a b-a-t-h-r-o-o-m. navy lingo is retarded..

so im getting my grade and im leaving, never seeing those instructors in that classroom again. and i leave saying, “oh by the way, my last name is pronounced DOUGH!” and i peaced out. :D haha i heard a few laughs so i did my job. woo!

loko.

its fucken NUTS holy crap….. thats all i gotta say its crazy shit..

so you get bad hangovers from it. and hangovers are cause alcohol dehydrates you. and fourloko is like four shots and four red bulls in 1 can, and because of that combination, the alcohol like quadruples in effect. and energy drinks dehydrate as well as alcohol.. double dehydration…

Normally.. when you go buy airline tickets back home or to another place, you look for them asap so you get the best deal. last month, im browsing through kayak.com and boom, 316 AA. im like sweet, not bad, when i went home for the 4th of july, they were 428 round trip. not a bad deal for xmas. 2 weeks later, i checked BAM! 278. im like wth? holy crap, this is nuts. it just dropped some more. so… today.. im checking.. AA stays the same and jetBlue pops up outa no where and are like “hey, 229. in your face bitch.” jetBlue is not only a better airline (in my opinion at least) but 49 dollars cheaper? duuuuuuuuude. maybe waiting and patience does pay off.. i better snag tickets soon though…

ok so im standing an inspection for battle e again. the guy inspecting us checks me out. yeah i look good. anyways lol, he is checking my shave, which i didnt shave but im so non facial hair ish, he doesnt notice. he checks my hair, the sideburns, my uniform tidy and neatness then looks down at my boots.

“what do you use to polish your boots?”

-“uh.. the stuff they issued at bootcamp”

“they look like the paint on stuff” which is the stuff that is like instant shine. but its cheap and fake and i cant really do that for inspections of this caliber.

i mean, i really did a good job, people with boots less shiny… got an outstanding. its BS holmes.. BS! he thought my boots were fake. gr.. w.e our class is still gonna win. lol

AND… today in lab, Radar 1 finally. 1 more month and ADIOS! im working on my fault, and i noticed, hey, this is the SAME exact fault i had yesterday for the practice faults we were working on. so im fiddling around with my radar system, i know what im doing and im breezing through this lab this time. makign sure i get no safety hits and double checkign everything. i turn in my work and wait for results. they call me up finally, and my initial instructor goes “they didnt give him an outstanding today cause they think his boots are fake, hahah” so they all check the glass toe out and its brilliance and were like, “what you do? go through a carwash?” and my reply was simply  “of course, and i added extra wax” dont know why they thought that was so funny… lol but they were like welp, you forgot to add this word so… -1, you get a 99. im like fuck.. w.e 99 is damn good. lol