it seems everyone is doing this:
Day One: ten things you want to say to ten different people.
Day Two: nine things about yourself.
Day Three: eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: five people who mean a lot.
Day Seven: four turn offs.
Day Eight: three turn ons.
Day Nine: two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: one confession.
yeah…lets do th… No. not happening. lol
part uno!
anyways..i seem to be a professional shoe shiner. i am damn good at it now. lol dont know why im braggin about shining shoes.. but im bored i guess.
anyways.. our instructor told us this story how on one of the deployments he did, it was an all male ship and they were around korea at that time. they had to do some top secret spy crap and they had no communications to the outside world for 3 months straight! no email, internet, TV!!!, phone or mail! omg.. anyways the captain put up a suggestion on like ideas to make things more lively and fun. there were the no shave/grow out hair chits (chit=request form) and stuff minor to that. then someone suggested.. “hey captain, how about on the 1mc (intercom system/mic) after each anouncement, you say the word ‘bitches’. the captain loved the idea and was willing to try it. now the word spread to the 1mc peeps so now they know what to do.”attention to the ship, attention to the ship, it is now time for chow. bitches.*click*” or “…and that concludes our evening prayer. bitches.” and it was pretty damn funny and it did make the ship “funner” then it got outa hand and the captain had to stop it. anyways.. so.. now our class, we are allowed to end our sentences with the ‘bitches’ lol but not bitch cause then your now referring to the person you are talking to as a bitch. lol
part 2!
im still doing well in school, maintaining my 93 average now.. and im still only 10/18th in the class… friggen geniuses they are..
part troi!
anyways.. everyone knows that ninja game that all teh younger kids play.. welp.. it spread to the navy a bit.. lol well i kinda brought it up ONCE! and everyone in class loves it! we have this bad ass ex-navy seal as our class leader cause he is cross rating (means different job in the navy either by force or choice. his case, force) anyways so we never thought he’d play this somewhat childish game. he’s seen the rest/majority of the class play this and its all fun and games. he decides to join cause we just asked him to… he is too good. its cheap.. haha but its still fun regardless cause we still can get him out sometimes.. but he straight chuck norris round house kicks you and its like WTF! lol
part 4!
dont you hate it when your hesitate to buy something and you decide to sleep on it or come back for it later? well…. this one pair of shoes, i always regret buying shoes at the navy store cause.. well.. everyone else on base has them. so you cant really show off.. but this one pair of shoes was still REALLY nice looking and ive been itching to buy them for months. so i decide to get them. i saw them in the day before so i was like its time. i come in the next morning and BOOM no where to be found. WHATTTTT!?! T.T i waited for months and still dont get the shoes.. makes me sad… but i got another decent looking pair of shoes so its cool.. i just regret buying 80 dollar adidas shell toes…(yeah the old school term for them yo!)
and finally part 5.
so i finally start hitting the gym, cause i had a PRT/PFA (no idea wtF prt means.. but PFA = physical fitness assessment) so every 6 months i gotta do this bs. it sucks. but its to make sure we are fit. so i have to pass a weigh in, cause i cant be over 25% body fat. im at i think 18.. (yeah im fat..) not really. but i could drop a bit i guess. anyways i was a bit scared. i was at 185lb and that was near limit already, i dropped 5 ina weekend somehow..(i SWEAR i do not starve myself. food is tooooo good) so yeah i now know i can easily pass. so i pass. yeah! woo.. lol so now i have a weekish to train. push ups sit ups and a 1.5 mile run. oh yeah theres a touch your toes test too.. its retarded… you really have to be physically challenged and have dinosaur arms to fail this test.. like you can bend your knees and make it look like your trying to pass.. its stupid. anyways 2 minutes for pushups and 2 minutes for situps. i did like 2 days of running and maybe 2-3 days at teh gym. i forget.. lol i didnt do too much. anyways i stopped soda. so woot. so we finally start the testing and crap. i bang out 60 situps in teh first 45 seconds. i already hit the quota for situps i can stop trying now. “comon man.. you still ahve over a minute.. just keep going..” so im thinking fuck.. comon dude.. so i bang out a bunch more take a 15 second break and then i just do some here and there. “96” wtf? really? i shoulda tried breaking 100. lol if i known i had 90 i deffinitly woulda tried some more. that just shows im naturally talented in situps yo! haha anyways then theres the pushups.. i, again, bang out 60 in like 45 seconds. passed my quota again. and i hear the same “comon!” and this time i look around everyone stopped cause they finished their quota and just as i was about to drop a knee “YOU BETTER PICK THAT KNEE UP! COMON DONT GIVE UP! YOU CAN DO THIS TIL THE END! COMON! ONE MORE ONE MORE ONE MORE!” wtf dude.. im tired as FUCK as its hot outside… so i just keep doing push ups slowly. they are still trying to motivate me. and i end up with…. *drum rolls* 86. hahaha yeah… but tahts still pretty good, most of the big muscle heads got only like 90. so i think im strong enough. but the run was a biatch. 6 laps outside, 80 degree weather, humid, it was a bitch. i thought i was gonna die, after the 3rd lap, i was just like “FML FML FML yo delmendo(my buddy that i was running with cause he can run good times, and i cant..) anyways i was like ‘yo delmendo, trip me and make sure you accidently step on my ankles or knee or something, im about to die.’” and he just laughs but i was pretty much like on the verge of just dropping out. but i continued to run. and i ended up finishing 30 seconds ahead of my quota which is pretty sweet for almost never running. oh man.. 6 more months and i have another one… sigh.. w.e i joined for a reason… and that reason is not so i can get more fit. eff that shit. lol
so theres day 0 for this 10 day challenge. bitches.
